Wherein Our Heroes revel in the glorious irreverence provided by the football world this week. Carles Puyol is attacked with a sex toy, Lillestrom’s Aleksander Melgalvis Andreassen places his genitals in the recently-won domestic cup in Norway, and a 17-year old Sunderland supporter may or may not have defecated in his seat. He did urinate in his seat, by his own account. Also Shaktar’s gaffer sports a Zorro outfit after a well-fought Champions League victory against the mighty Manchester City and we discover that Adam is a regular Bill Tench.
Wherein Our Heroes reveal Norwegian pleas to procure the best semen in the world, the Top 10 reasons Bob Bradley is set to succeed at Swans, and Kyle Walker’s assertion that England didn’t have a back-up plan at Euro 2016. Speaking of, we are havin’ the assertion that England are the most overrated nation in world football. Also, in a Canadian Moment, Victor Montagliani posits that awarding the World Cup to both Russia and Qatar was the “best thing that happened in football”.