Wherein Our Heroes are joined by Luke from Omaha to delve into the recent changes to Chinese Super League rules regarding foreign players. Dimitri Payet is ostracized at West Ham and must now create a splinter WhatsApp Group, Wayne Rooney is given kudos for a cracker of a milestone, and Spurs rally to steal a point against Manchester City. Also, we share our idiosyncrasies in light of Ashley Young’s recent revelation…the lad’s got some straight up wacked eating habits.
Wherein Our Heroes are joined by longtime contributor and guest host, Brendan. Marco van Basten’s proposed revisions to The Beautiful Game are given the Gaffers Treatment, Juventus, The Old Lady, unveils a radical new badge to mixed reviews, and the Guam Premier Division sees Ashton Surber booked for his post-goal marriage proposal. Also, we assign the greatest nicknames of all time to some of our favourite footy players.
Wherein Our Heroes reconvene after a lengthy holiday hiatus. We catch up on television shows (both scripted and unscripted) and attempt, in our Muggle way, to discern several Harry Potter spells. The Real Mike Dean gets mistaken for a real Mike Dean, Will Johnson fires off a parting shot at Toronto FC in our Canadian segment, and William Pottker brandishes his finest wand to celebrate a goal in the Brasilerio Série A. Also, Pardew and Bradley get sacked…can Swans and Crystal Palace turn the tides?