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Coming Soon…“Your Ass Got Saaaaaaaaacked: The Gary Monk Story”

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Bj4Ss8uIcAAb0BGWas it the stern demeanor? The lack of top-tier experience? Losing the room? Regardless, us Gaffers are really hoping to see Gary Monk’s rise and fall adapted to either the stage or silver screen. Alan Tudyk (of Dodgeball, A Knight’s Tale, and Assassin Banana fame) would make a great lead, no?

Further casting pending the announcement of Monk’s replacement. Some early ideas:

Gary Sinise as David Moyes

Ben Stiller as Gus Poyet

Christopher Ecclestone as Brendan Rodgers

Too much studliness in one photo…

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The Gaffers would like to congratulate fellow Mo’ Bro, Fighting Chicken footballer, and all-around great dude Lev (pictured right) for winning our recent E-mail Contest. For submitting his thoughtful questions about Mourinho’s predicament at Chelsea, Lev is now entitled to:

  • One six-pack of beer (*brand and style must be of The Gaffers’ choosing, to be shared equally among the winner and The Gaffers)
  • A meet and greet with The Gaffers (*must be hosted at the winner’s abode)
  • One meal to be consumed together (*must be cooked/procured by the winner)

We look forward to seeing you soon, Lev!