This video combines two of our favourite things – Edwardian rock and Electric Six. A really sexy find from Brendan, Steward of the Gafferonian Yardstick of Prodigiousness. Huzzah!
This one comes from the vault, courtesy of our fav German DJ/Vlogger. We feel it holds true for all footydom…
Had to share this little gem, courtesy of our good friend Fearghal! Google Translate, you never cease to amaze…
Honestly, what were you thinkin’ Matt Hedges?
We had to share this mini-rant, which was delivered to our inbox via a man who needs to introduction, Brendan! Glad to see LFC reconsider the price hike!
While Gaffer Adam is still partial to the 1984 release “I’m Free (Heaven Helps the Man)”, nothing gets us straight out of The Comfort Zone, jumpin’ off the deck, and shovin’ into overdrive quite like this beast of a tune.
While Maxime Crepeau was Man of The Match (without question) in last week’s friendly in Carson against the US of A, The Gaffers were in no doubt about who deserved Haircut of The Week. Kudos for some strong play and the man bun, Marcel de Jong!
Was it the stern demeanor? The lack of top-tier experience? Losing the room? Regardless, us Gaffers are really hoping to see Gary Monk’s rise and fall adapted to either the stage or silver screen. Alan Tudyk (of Dodgeball, A Knight’s Tale, and Assassin Banana fame) would make a great lead, no?
Further casting pending the announcement of Monk’s replacement. Some early ideas:
Gary Sinise as David Moyes
Ben Stiller as Gus Poyet
Christopher Ecclestone as Brendan Rodgers
The Gaffers would like to congratulate fellow Mo’ Bro, Fighting Chicken footballer, and all-around great dude Lev (pictured right) for winning our recent E-mail Contest. For submitting his thoughtful questions about Mourinho’s predicament at Chelsea, Lev is now entitled to:
- One six-pack of beer (*brand and style must be of The Gaffers’ choosing, to be shared equally among the winner and The Gaffers)
- A meet and greet with The Gaffers (*must be hosted at the winner’s abode)
- One meal to be consumed together (*must be cooked/procured by the winner)
We look forward to seeing you soon, Lev!
Our most recent “Moustache of the Week” winner. Is this heroic outlaw Robin Hood? Swashbuckling thespian Errol Flynn? MLS Humanitarian of the Year nominee, NYCFC’s own Jeb Brovsky? Regardless, that upper lipholstery is some kinda wonderful…